the unsweetened life

2023: Year of The Reaper

end is nigh

Zachary Rolfe: just the tip

Cute Dead White Girl

Wait, there’s more?

Actually Perfect the Next!

(Almost) Perfect the Next

Sydney Sweeney’s Struggle

Wordle = word + hell

gonna be yuuge

Poem No. 17

the cotton ceiling

2032: future tense

Manifest

Web3

time’s up, smirko

just the tip

there and back again

Putin’s Ukraine gambit

half a brain

People You Meet When You Don’t Have A Gun (*)

The Big Quit

Schlisselgate

hu·bris \ ˈhyü-brəs

the numbers game

bright sunshiney day

William Golding’s “Yellowjackets”

human behaviour

Who is Sarah Knafo?

jar of farts

the chess monologue

the bonkban

hovercraft full of eels

Emily Ratajkowski’s Advice For Girls.

ghislaine

goodbye, new york times

head down over your pieces, brother

get your Kosciuszko on

killer kyle

refund the police

how not to get eaten by a shark

Unfunny Hannah Gadsby

all that glitters

war never changes

trying too hard

olympic overload

show your colours

the next 30 seconds

Amanda Knox Saga

Ω is for Omega

if I’d object

Julia Szlakowksi, again

attics and mad women

GOAT or GLOAT

hour to kill

ring of blue

beware of dog

black rifle

Marketing from Scotty

women in politics

negotiating with conservatives

“Enter a devil…”

try the white meat

mister missed her

saucy frozen biscuit

salty

bouncy cushion satisfaction

out of time

mad, madder, maddie

weekend, briefly

bush blogger’s ballad

samurai -v- rapper

my head hurts

one hundred days

roll the dice

tafari walton inquest

introverts unite! (etc)

premier’s literary frauds

the throat punch

Teena McQueen’s Gambit

selfies: the future

Brittany Higgins

wakey wakey

me

Empire of Bling

the disinformation wars

better

justice for all

open and shut

my NYT subscription

another #MeToo defeat

Dr Jill Biden

selfies circa 2020

disturbing book list

merely whelmed

hard lampoon, actually

the soul jar

a pale rider

the trump legacy

Papini: Lingerie Edition

the ugly truth

six state strategy

droghte of August

the dragonfly effect

Introvert’s 2019-nCoV Guide to The Future

Pick & shovel

The Annoyer’s Handbook (Part 1)

There he is!

Kaisson’s No-Bullshit Guide to Bushwalking – Part 1

the wild women

overland, again

shall I take

hail the king

walls of glass

pick up sticks

huxtable butterscotch

just another day

NYC Day 13

NYC Day 11

NYC Day 10

NYC Day 7

NYC Day 6

NYC Day 0

pathless, travelled

blue-eyed son

faces to forget

the Col cinquain

the shiraz haikus

friends + benefits

these lifeless things

just do it

run home now

What not to do in Sydney

we are atomised

look of love

100 and counting

trumpoji

the vile maxim

claret, not garret

orange is the new red

changing the fluid

salad of life

blue monday

blow the conch

bah, humbug!

world stops moving

the imaginary wife

rogue notion

Ukraine puts the lust back into lustration

there’s still hope

your huddled masses

the lesser evil

carry your own water

scream

The Annoyer’s Handbook (Part 1)

come at me, bro

writer: unblocked

chapter seven

another irrelevant list

blue lives matter

jason bourne forever

tail wags dog

OLT Day Five

OLT Day Four

OLT Day Three

OLT Day Two

chapters five & six

sticks and stones

chapters three & four

yippee ki-yay

age without name

chapter two

as promised: chapter one

new male order

48hrs

political incorrectness zone

lies, damned lies, & statistics

take my money

don’t blush, baby

vlad the impaler

UPPP: Day Six

first world problems

trope on a rope

kaisson going postal

pleading the first

calling beta readers

intro / extro / outro

shadow of doubt

the book that sucked