Donald Trump has decreed ‘The war is over’ and is flying to Gaza to scout locations for his newest casino. Along the way he’ll bask in the adulation of 9.973 million Israelis who believe his visit to be the equivalent of the Second Coming of Christ.
Simultaneously, he’ll pretend not to hear the pleas of the six or so remaining Palestinians who need a tarpaulin and some fresh water to survive the night.
Because the job’s done. Bibi has delivered.
In October 2023, a sneak-attack by Hamas slaughtered 1,200 Israelis and took 251 hostages. Israel retaliated and reduced Gaza to rubble, killing more than 67,000 Palestinians, including women, children, and both local and foreign medical personnel and journalists.
At some point Israel lost the moral right to claim victimhood and became war criminals instead. Maybe about the time they commenced a program of genocide against the civillian population.
By the end — i.e., yesterday — they had taken to measuring the death toll in Gaza in terms of “classrooms” of children killed per day.
While everyone welcomes peace, the reality is that these people have been throwing stones at each other for so long it’s hard to remember who cast the first. But it also no longer matters.
This is the new stone age.
Netanyahu promised to bring every Isreali home. Once that is done — later today — Israel can fabricate an excuse to recommence bombing.
I mean, why not?
Jews apparently broadly accept that the only good Palestinian is a dead Palestinian, or one living somewhere else.
So I don’t really need to consult my crystal ball to know more rocks will be thrown, or that Donald Trump’s prospects of a Nobel Peace Prize in 2026 are toast.
But — consolation prize — you can dry your bitter marmeladey tears, Orange Man, because there’s more blue states to invade, martial law to declare, and midterms to suspend!
Donnie’s gonna be busy.
