On August 25, Kyle Rittenhouse (17) armed himself with an automatic rifle in response to a Facebook summons for “patriots willing to take up arms and defend” Kenosha, Wisconsin, against BLM protestors. He travelled thirty minutes to this neighbouring town to position himself outside a random car dealership that had suffered damage the previous night. When a reporter asked why he was there, he said “So people are getting injured, and our job is to protect this business. Part of my job is also to help people. If there is somebody hurt, I’m running into harm’s way. That’s why I have my rifle, because I have to protect myself, obviously. I also have my med kit.

Shortly before midnight, Rittenhouse was spoken to harshly by a protestor and ran away. One of the protestors then threw a very scary empty plastic bag at Rittenhouse. Somewhere nearby two shots were heard, causing Rittenhouse to panic, turn and threaten the unarmed protestor with his automatic rifle. The protestor, fearing for his life, struggled with Rittenhouse over the gun and was fatally shot (four times). Rittenhouse stopped to make a call and brag “I just killed somebody” before further unarmed protestors prompted this All-American Second Amendment hero to run away, med kit untouched.

Clumsy coward Rittenhouse then tripped over his own feet and was attacked by protestors who had witnessed him murder the other guy. One kicks him, while another hits him with a skateboard. With trembling hands Rittenhouse fires point-blank at the first protestor and misses, then shoots at the skateboarder dead. A third protestor approaches with hands raised in the air and is also shot, through the arm, severing most of his bicep. Rittenhouse then gets up and approaches police, still armed, but is allowed through the line. He later hands himself in to the cops and is charged with multiple counts of homicide and other offences.

Look at this dumb fat kid. Americans immediately drew lines and squared off in their typical modern-day unique brand of hypocritical bullshit. Second Amendment nonsense thrown around by supporters to justify his unlawful possession of the firearm, bogus self-defence arguments to justify his unlawful killing of three unarmed men, threats of civil suits seeking millions in damages for unlawful arrest. An admission that he fucked-up? Nah: “Waah! I just killed three men, waaaah! But then the mean cops arrested me, waaaah! I’m so traumatised! Only money can make it better, waaah!

Tucker Carlson’s always useful contribution to the debate was “How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?” Eat another hamburger Carlson. The Loser Donald Trump liked a tweet defending Rittenhouse, publicly supported his self-defence argument. Christian zealots raised more than half a million to help pay his legal fees. Now there’s even a fundraiser to grab cash from all his conservative sympathiser simps before this scared little retard goes to gaol. No doubt his loving Mommy will take good care of all the money by buying herself another neck, after his dodgy defence attorney subtracts his fat stacks.

In the process, Kyle Rittenhouse becomes a poster-boy for whimpering white nationalists who bleat ‘Sieg Heil!” whenever a lily-white loser guns down some unarmed liberal in the street. Rittenhouse, just another spec-ops wannabe in at 5.11 t-shirt with belly fat and acne, who fills his closet with camo gear for those homoerotic skirmishes on the weekends where he lies crying in a ditch because he’s taken a paintball to the nipple. But it’s too late to go Oscar Mike now, Kyle. Your ‘friends’ on Facebook won’t save you in prison when that bogus JSOC unit patch tattooed on your butt attracts the attention it really deserves.

7 thoughts

  1. Too bad you weren’t one of the child molesters that tried to kill a kid. We wouldn’t have to read this

  2. Learn the facts of the case before you jump to conclusions. Not an assault rifle. Not a random car dealership, he was hired to be there. He shot the first man because he was corned and felt his life was in immediate danger. Meets the definition of self defense. He did not call to brag, he called because he was in shock because he just killed someone in self defense. The 3rd man approached him whilst leveling a glock 26 at him. Look at the photos. He shot everyone is legal self defense. While the second guy he shot may have been unarmed, he was beating him with a skateboard. I would feel my life was in immediate danger too. And, no need to call him dumb, fat, or a retard. All are false and somewhat irrelevant anyway. Thank you for your time.

    1. Thanks Jake. I hadn’t read anywhere that he was ‘hired’ to protect the dealership. I thought his mommy just drove him there. It’s hard to rationalise the American gun-totin’ mentality over here, where we don’t live in fear. Honestly I think he’s just a dumb fat kid who got scared and popped off a few rounds. I don’t like how your right-wing types have recruited him, that’s just ugly. But thanks for the feedback Jake.

  3. one of the rioting men who died shafted boys bums.and I think the other man was a bit old for a skatedboard,and the black man just wanted to kill Whitey….his wife said so

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