the coward kyle rittenhouse

On August 25, Kyle Rittenhouse (17) armed himself with an automatic rifle in response to a Facebook summons for “patriots willing to take up arms and defend” Kenosha, Wisconsin, against BLM protestors. He travelled thirty minutes to this neighbouring town to position himself outside a random car dealership that had suffered damage the previous night. When a reporter asked why he was there, he said “So people are getting injured, and our job is to protect this business. Part of my job is also to help people. If there is somebody hurt, I’m running into harm’s way. That’s why I have my rifle, because I have to protect myself, obviously. I also have my med kit.“

Shortly before midnight, Rittenhouse was spoken to harshly by a protestor and ran away. One of the protestors then threw a very scary empty plastic bag at Rittenhouse. Somewhere nearby two shots were heard, causing Rittenhouse to panic, turn and threaten the unarmed protestor with his automatic rifle. The protestor, fearing for his life, struggled with Rittenhouse over the gun and was fatally shot (four times). Rittenhouse stopped to make a call and brag “I just killed somebody” before further unarmed protestors prompted this All-American Second Amendment hero to run away, med kit untouched.

Clumsy coward Rittenhouse then tripped over his own feet and was attacked by protestors who had witnessed him murder the other guy. One kicks him, while another hits him with a skateboard. With trembling hands Rittenhouse fires point-blank at the first protestor and misses, then shoots at the skateboarder dead. A third protestor approaches with hands raised in the air and is also shot, through the arm, severing most of his bicep. Rittenhouse then gets up and approaches police, still armed, but is allowed through the line. He later hands himself in to the cops and is charged with multiple counts of homicide and other offences.

Look at this dumb fat kid. Americans immediately drew lines and squared off in their typical modern-day unique brand of hypocritical bullshit. Second Amendment nonsense thrown around by supporters to justify his unlawful possession of the firearm, bogus self-defence arguments to justify his unlawful killing of three unarmed men, threats of civil suits seeking millions in damages for unlawful arrest. An admission that he fucked-up? Nah: “Waah! I just killed three men, waaaah! But then the mean cops arrested me, waaaah! I’m so traumatised! Only money can make it better, waaah!“

Tucker Carlson’s always useful contribution to the debate was “How shocked are we that 17-year-olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would?” Eat another hamburger Carlson. The Loser Donald Trump liked a tweet defending Rittenhouse, publicly supported his self-defence argument. Christian zealots raised more than half a million to help pay his legal fees. Now there’s even a fundraiser to grab cash from all his conservative sympathiser simps before this scared little retard goes to gaol. No doubt his loving Mommy will take good care of all the money by buying herself another neck, after his dodgy defence attorney subtracts his fat stacks.

In the process, Kyle Rittenhouse becomes a poster-boy for whimpering white nationalists who bleat ‘Sieg Heil!” whenever a lily-white loser guns down some unarmed liberal in the street. Rittenhouse, just another spec-ops wannabe in at 5.11 t-shirt with belly fat and acne, who fills his closet with camo gear for those homoerotic skirmishes on the weekends where he lies crying in a ditch because he’s taken a paintball to the nipple. But it’s too late to go Oscar Mike now, Kyle. Your ‘friends’ on Facebook won’t save you in prison when that bogus JSOC unit patch tattooed on your butt attracts the attention it really deserves.