I know it’s hard right now for Conservatives, their hopes and dreams of a monocultural 1950’s white America fading before their eyes. Being a generous progressive who likes to show kindness to the less fortunate, I thought a joke might brighten their day?
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu”.
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
“Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
“Me and Tim a-huntin’ went,
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.”
That was real funny, see, ’cause the redneck beat that preppy smartass intellectual Democrat sumbitch from Yale! That’s how you git ‘er done! And just think, in four years you can be Pres’dent again if them cheatin’ Democrats don’t send you to the penitentiary for fraud, that is. Even if they do, your six-fingered supporters will just vote in President Ivanka. I mean, that was the plan wasn’t it? Or was it Donald Jnr., with Ivanka as VP? I mean they’re both as unqualified to lead the United States as their pappy, plus she’s not black!? And she has normal sized hands. And a damn fine Yankee ass. But you knew that already, didn’t you Donald.