Sophia Vergara, that modern Prometheus,
Brings back the spark that lights fires in each of us.
Were she a bitch, ‘twould give us some pleasure,
Seems so damned nice, though, an authentic treasure.
Write her off as a bimbo, that much is tacit —
Gobsmacked, mesmerised, in awe of her assets.
Betray how we judge every book by its cover;
Surprised, then, when depths are revealed in the other.
Prove us all wrong, no more romantic sitcoms,
Sophia play Lady Macbeth as a badass, and then some!
For woman, unsexed, wields limitless leverage;
In sum, be the measure of more than your cleavage.
Erik Kaisson, 2017