Kim Jong Un sent a spaceman to the moon,
Strapped to the side of a huge ICBM.
The US President was tweeting mad,
‘I’m angry!’ Donald says, ‘How sad!
That Rocket Man, for all his bluster,
Just a phony! Can’t cut the mustard!
His threats against the United States,
All lies! Just after lunar real estate!
Here’s me with my tiny fingers steady,
Punch in the codes! Get nukin’ already!
Instead, back to negotiations!
Stupid meetings! Stupid United Nations!
Nobody calls me a dotard and lives, you’ll see!
I’ll thermonuclear Kim’s ass into the Yellow Sea!’
Erik Kaisson, 2017